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Looking Good
6 Skinnyisms
SKINNY ON LOVING WHO YOU ARE:
“Every day my mirror looks me up and down and says, ‘Moo la la.’”
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SKINNY ON THE LITTLE IMPERFECTIONS:
“Some flaws are fixable. The rest can be blamed on fluorescent lighting.”
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SKINNY ON THE VIEW FROM THE DRESSING ROOM:
“I’ve always been a single-digit size. For a while, two of them.”
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SKINNY ON THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE SCALE:
“Shoes off. Stomach in. Now smile and subtract five pounds.”
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